...It is impossible to guarantee specific wireless speeds? Excuse me? Dude, that's your company's business model. I am paying for a certain amount, and you're not giving me anywhere close to that. That is false advertising on the most basic sense. It certainly seems like you are giving me some bottom barrel garbage connection and claiming that it is, apparently, my fault for presuming that I am going to get that speed. I would like your company to upgrade my speed for free on a permanent basis to settle this connection issue.
And I am sitting four feet from the wireless router.